"Hi. Welcome to My Lifestyle Blog!"
"This is where I put a whimsical spin on everyday events from weight struggles to pandemic blues to anything you can name. Follow along as I journal about the absurdities of life - everything from idiotic scientific studies to hilarious child and pet antics to my new life after massive weight loss, including contributions by a registered dietician, exercising, recipes, and seriously comedic observations. I’m not new to the blogging business - read my bio page for information on me. Click here to read details about what to expect from this site."